Two Stupid Questions of the Day

On a tour of the city walls of Dubrovnik:
The tour guides says: “Here is where the prince was decapitated.”
 SAS student asks:  “Did he die?”

In line to exit the ship:
SAS student 1:  “Where are you from?”
SAS student 2:  “Hawaii.”
SAS student 1:  “Do you have dual citizenship?”